off for a few minutes whooops sorry <3
*lies around* oh god i have to figure out a way to celebrate the whole 10 years thing uuuum um is getting married a suitable gift? that’s literally the only thing i am able to think of right now
iwishiwasfictional: montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet. Or italics How can I express my feelings with no italics It has not even got bold And we need to talk about: Bullet points I may as well strikeout...
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
that moment when you realise you didnt mean as much to someone as you thought and you suddenly realise you’re replaceable… but you still reply to them whenever they talk
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
maidoflife: There is no excuse for rape jokes There is no excuse for rape jokes no excuse for making rape jokes THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSES FOR RAPE JOKES
Anonymous asked: protip ur also a bum
iamaproudsuperwholockian: yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
joyfulldreams: inuysha-link-lover: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
wackyshenanigans: Psychotic means “has a mental illness that causes hallucinations” not “evil person.”
If you think that the nice guy ranting only happens on the internet, you’ve...– It’s Not Just the Internet. It Never Has Been. (via loveyourrebellion)
growlithed: protip if someone is drawing or whatever dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended dont scribble across the page or the picture dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny” youre an asshole
mandorkus replied to your post: mandorkus replied to your post: you’re brilliant… yes good that made me smile ilu :D glad i could make ya smile love~!
mandorkus replied to your post: you’re brilliant i’m pretty mm hmm, pretty damn fine :P
Anonymous asked: you're brilliant
Self Harm: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Suicide: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Anxiety: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Depression: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Anorexia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Bulimia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Any ED: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Schizophrenia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Bipolar: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Austism: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
OCD: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Turrets: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Personality disorders: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Chronic Pain: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Mental illness: DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
VULTURE BABE OFF TUMBLR
can you hear your bed sing? Singing the song of sleepy times it is the music of the people who should have been in bed by 9 when the nodding of your head matches the softness of the pillows There is a nap starting when you nod off tonight~
*person replies to my post with what seems like a reasonable answer* *they use a slur within the first paragraph* lol im not reading that shit
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.